101 Things I Want To Do Before I Die…

Mostly for my own good, here is a list of things I want to do or accomplish in the near and far future…

  1. Finish Nursing School to become an RN
  2. Get my advanced degree to become a Family NP (working in LGBTQI, Poly, & kinky community)
  3. Get a PhD in Sexology to become a Medical Sexologist, i.e. become the next Dr. Ruth and/or Tristan Taormino
  4. Have a successful (Top 100) blog
  5. Have a successful advice website or column
  6. Learn to insert IVs and do blood draw
  7. Graduate NYU with a 3.5 or better
  8. Become a collared high-protocol slave
  9. Run a half marathon
  10. Write (and publish) a Book
  11. Be in (queer) porn
  12. Purchase a waist-training corset from www.waspcreations.com
  13. Corset train my waist to a size 24″
  14. Get my Septum pierced
  15. Get a chastity piercing of my outer labia
  16. Develop and present (at least) 5 sexuality/gender workshops
  17. Become a Cuddle Party Facilitator
  18. Host Queer, Poly, and Kinky Cuddle Parties
  19. Be featured in a full-length shoot on Kink.com
  20. Establish/Join a Chosen Family Intentional Housing CommUNITY
  21. Get (back) to a size 6.
  22. Get (back) into a workout/running routine
  23. Learn and hone skills in using a single tail
  24. Become adept at Shibari
  25. Learn to do rope suspension (self & other)
  26. Successfully suspend someone using rope
  27. Compete in a Community BootBlack Competition
  28. Become a member of a Leather Organization
  29. Present a class (or more) at Dark Odyssey
  30. Be able to do splits (again)
  31. Be able to have my elbows touch (in rope bondage)
  32. Own a horse
  33. Compete in an equestrian show
  34. Own (or collectively own with others) a house with a barn/farm
  35. Travel to Japan
  36. Travel to India
  37. Travel to Ireland
  38. Travel to Britain
  39. Travel to Italy
  40. Travel to Spain
  41. Travel to Amsterdam
  42. Go on a cruise
  43. Go to Hedonism
  44. Travel to Morocco
  45. Spend 3 months as a monk/nun
  46. Learn to communicate with the gods (via Divination or another way)
  47. Fuck a boy/girl with an Irish brogue
  48. Fuck a pair of twins
  49. Own a kilt
  50. Become adept at cello & perform for a small audience
  51. Take voice lessons (again)
  52. Take bellydance classes
  53. Learn to strip/pole dance
  54. Perform in an opera
  55. Sing at the Met (hey… dream big, right?)
  56. Become adept at fire spinning
  57. Memorize meanings of all the Minor/Major Arcana in the Tarot
  58. Become fluent in ASL
  59. Learn Reiki/ Energy Work
  60. Bear children
  61. Knit legwarmers
  62. Learn to do traditional Japanese tea ceremony
  63. Do a Zen retreat at San Francisco Zen Center
  64. Become a member of AASECT
  65. Become fluent in another language, especially Spanish and/or Italian
  66. Travel to the Middle East
  67. Learn how to bake a cake from scratch (and do it successfully)
  68. Prepare a high-protocol dinner for a group of very special guests
  69. Finish reading the Chronicles of Narnia Series
  70. Become well-versed in (academic) gender theory
  71. Own and wear a kimono
  72. Spend a month traveling throughout Europe
  73. Ride the famous Express train through Eastern Europe
  74. Own a sunfish (sailboat)
  75. Corrupt a hot Desi girl
  76. Assemble a Gothic Tribal Bellydance Outfit
  77. Perform with a Tribal Bellydance Troupe
  78. Learn burlesque & perform a routine for an audience
  79. Assemble a kick-ass Japanese Gothic Lolita Outfit
  80. Have tea with a Japanese geisha/maiko
  81. Grow my hair down to my ass
  82. Donate hair to Locks of Love
  83. Cut my hair into a faux hawk
  84. Assemble a custom ponygirl ensemble & perform in a show
  85. Go abroad to do good things, i.e. Doctors Without Borders, Peace Corps, etc.
  86. Stop saying “Sorry” so much… and learn to occupy/demand space
  87. Own and **wear** a pair of ballet shoes/boots (preferably NOT on my knees)

101. Make a difference.

This is a work in-progress, as you can see… admittedly, it’s hard to summarize your life in 101 lines.

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3 Responses to “101 Things I Want To Do Before I Die…”

  1. So, can you cross #19 off already then, as you’ve been on the site?

  2. Okay, I should revise that to say… “To be featured in a full-length shoot on Kink.com.”

  3. UPDATE: 12/09
    Del is cutting my hair into a faux hawk on 1/1/10 as part of a ritual marking the next step into being third-gender. We’re donating my hair to Locks of Love. (that’s TWO items to be coming off the list.) I just started the Cuddle Party certification program. (that’ll be a third) Oh, and I’m working on keeping my 3.5 or higher. We’ll see how this semester goes!

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